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1.
"I
may
be
sad,
but
at
least
I'm
not
wearing
socks
with
sandals.
"】
2.
"Life
is
tough,
but
I'm
tougher
with
a
pint
of
ice
cream.
"】
3.
"I'm
not
crying,
I
just
have
allergies.
.
.
to
life.
"】
4.
"Sometimes
the
only
thing
that
can
fix
a
broken
heart
is
a
good
Netflix
binge.
"】
5.
"I
wish
I
could
turn
back
time.
.
.
or
at
least
skip
this
song.
"】
6.
"They
say
time
heals
all
wounds,
but
I
haven't
seen
the
receipt
yet.
"】
7.
"I'm
blue
da
ba
dee
da
ba
die.
.
.
and
also
because
life
is
hard.
"】
8.
"I
think
my
heart
broke
harder
than
the
screen
of
my
phone
when
I
dropped
it.
"】
9.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I
need
therapy
or
just
a
really
good
hug.
"】
10.
"I'm
not
just
a
mess,
I'm
a
masterpiece.
.
.
in
progress.
"】
11.
"I
may
be
down,
but
I'm
never
out.
.
.
of
wine.
"】
12.
"I
don't
need
a
knight
in
shining
armor,
I
need
a
pizza
delivery
guy
with
a
heart
of
gold.
"】
13.
"They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
have
they
tried
ice
cream?"】
14.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
healing
or
just
getting
better
at
faking
it.
"】
15.
"I'm
not
just
broken,
I'm
shattered.
.
.
like
a
disco
ball.
"】
16.
"I
don't
cry
over
spilt
milk,
but
I
do
cry
over
spilt
emotions.
"】
17.
"I
may
be
a
disaster,
but
at
least
I'm
a
funny
one.
"】
18.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
lost
or
just
taking
the
scenic
route
to
happiness.
"】
19.
"I
don't
believe
in
love
at
first
sight,
but
I
do
believe
in
pizza
at
first
sight.
"】
20.
"I
have
a
lot
of
feelings,
but
none
of
them
will
help
me
win
a
game
of
poker.
"】
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