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"I
may
be
sad,
but
at
least
I'm
not
wearing
socks
with
sandals. "】
2.
"Life
is
tough,
but
I'm
tougher
with
a
pint
of
ice
cream. "】
3.
"I'm
not
crying,
I
just
have
allergies. . . to
life. "】
4.
"Sometimes
the
only
thing
that
can
fix
a
broken
heart
is
a
good
Netflix
binge. "】
5.
"I
wish
I
could
turn
back
time. . . or
at
least
skip
this
song. "】
6.
"They
say
time
heals
all
wounds,
but
I
haven't
seen
the
receipt
yet. "】
7.
"I'm
blue
da
ba
dee
da
ba
die. . . and
also
because
life
is
hard. "】
8.
"I
think
my
heart
broke
harder
than
the
screen
of
my
phone
when
I
dropped
it. "】
9.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I
need
therapy
or
just
a
really
good
hug. "】
10.
"I'm
not
just
a
mess,
I'm
a
masterpiece. . . in
progress. "】
11.
"I
may
be
down,
but
I'm
never
out. . . of
wine. "】
1
2.
"I
don't
need
a
knight
in
shining
armor,
I
need
a
pizza
delivery
guy
with
a
heart
of
gold. "】
1
3.
"They
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
have
they
tried
ice
cream?"】
1
4.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
healing
or
just
getting
better
at
faking
it. "】
1
5.
"I'm
not
just
broken,
I'm
shattered. . . like
a
disco
ball. "】
1
6.
"I
don't
cry
over
spilt
milk,
but
I
do
cry
over
spilt
emotions. "】
1
7.
"I
may
be
a
disaster,
but
at
least
I'm
a
funny
one. "】
1
8.
"I'm
not
sure
if
I'm
lost
or
just
taking
the
scenic
route
to
happiness. "】
1
9.
"I
don't
believe
in
love
at
first
sight,
but
I
do
believe
in
pizza
at
first
sight. "】
20.
"I
have
a
lot
of
feelings,
but
none
of
them
will
help
me
win
a
game
of
poker. "】
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