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1.
"If
love
is
blind,
then
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?"
【笑话】
2.
"Love
is
not
just
about
finding
the
right
person,
it's
about
finding
someone
who
is
willing
to
put
up
with
your
crap.
"
【幽默】
3.
"Why
fall
in
love
when
you
can
fall
asleep?"
【调侃】
4.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
"
【恶搞】
5.
"I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
but
please
don't
make
me
prove
it.
"
【调皮】
6.
"All
you
need
is
love,
and
a
Netflix
subscription.
"
【轻松】
7.
"Love
is
like
a
dictionary,
you
have
to
find
the
right
definition
to
make
sense
of
it.
"
【比喻】
8.
"Some
people
say
love
is
in
the
air,
I
say
it's
in
the
fridge.
"
【串词】
9.
"Why
chase
love
when
you
can
chase
pizza
delivery?"
【玩笑】
10.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
sometimes
you
scream
and
other
times
you
just
hold
on
tight.
"
【比喻】
11.
"I
love
you
more
than
wifi,
and
that's
saying
something.
"
【调皮】
12.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
sometimes
it's
hard
to
resist
taking
another
one.
"
【比喻】
13.
"If
love
is
a
crime,
then
I'm
guilty
as
charged.
"
【戏谑】
14.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
it's
better
out
than
in.
"
【幽默】
15.
"I
love
you
like
a
fat
kid
loves
cake,
but
not
in
a
creepy
way.
"
【调侃】
16.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
hide
and
seek,
except
you
always
want
to
be
found.
"
【比喻】
17.
"I
love
you
more
than
my
bed,
but
that
doesn't
mean
I
won't
miss
it.
"
【调皮】
18.
"Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
sometimes
you
have
to
search
for
the
missing
piece.
"
【比喻】
19.
"I
love
you
more
than
tacos,
and
that's
a
lot.
"
【玩笑】
20.
"Love
is
like
a
sitcom,
it's
funny
until
it
gets
cancelled.
"
【幽默】
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