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高级的幽默朋友圈句子(高级幽默朋友圈说说)
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1.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
giving
my
ideas
a
chance
to
marinate.
"
【#writerslife】
2.
"I'm
in
a
committed
relationship
with
my
laptop
and
thesaurus.
"
【#writerproblems】
3.
"I
don't
have
writer's
block,
my
muse
is
just
on
a
coffee
break.
"
【#creativelife】
4.
"My
first
draft
is
always
a
masterpiece.
.
.
of
garbage.
"
【#editinglife】
5.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
an
empty
page
is
an
empty
coffee
cup.
"
【#writinglife】
6.
"I
have
enough
unfinished
manuscripts
to
start
my
own
library.
"
【#authorproblems】
7.
"The
only
thing
that
motivates
me
to
write
more
is
a
looming
deadline.
"
【#procrastinationking】
8.
"I
often
find
myself
lost
in
thought.
.
.
or
just
lost
in
general.
"
【#writerwanderlust】
9.
"I'm
a
writer,
so
my
grammar
mistakes
are
just
my
artistic
license.
"
【#grammarnerd】
10.
"My
first
reader
is
always
my
cat,
he's
the
least
judgmental.
"
【#furrycritic】
11.
"I
never
know
where
my
story
is
going
until
it
starts
telling
me.
"
【#pansterlife】
12.
"I
talk
to
myself
a
lot,
but
it's
okay
because
I'm
a
writer.
"
【#solitaryconfinement】
13.
"I
have
a
love-hate
relationship
with
my
thesaurus,
it's
like
an
abusive
boyfriend.
"
【#wordnerd】
14.
"I'm
convinced
that
spellcheck
is
just
messing
with
me
at
this
point.
"
【#autocorrectfail】
15.
"I'm
a
writer,
so
of
course
my
handwriting
is
atrocious.
"
【#penandpaperproblems】
16.
"I've
become
an
expert
at
staring
blankly
at
a
screen
until
inspiration
strikes.
"
【#professionalprocrastinator】
17.
"My
writing
process
is
simple:
stare
at
blank
page,
panic,
repeat.
"
【#overthinkingit】
18.
"I
have
a
habit
of
falling
in
love
with
my
characters,
which
is
both
endearing
and
concerning.
"
【#fictionalcrushes】
19.
"The
best
part
about
being
a
writer
is
being
able
to
live
a
thousand
lives
in
one.
"
【#imaginationnation】
20.
"I'm
convinced
that
my
computer
has
a
personality
of
its
own
and
likes
to
sabotage
my
writing.
"
【#techsavvywriter】