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生活如歌，我却是破音无比的主唱。 【Life
is
a
song,
but
I'm
the
awful
singer. 】
2.
没有人能预测未来，除了我的银行账户余额。 【No
one
can
predict
the
future,
except
for
my
bank
account
balance. 】
3.
我唯一能保持稳定的事就是我的焦虑。 【The
only
thing
I
can
keep
steady
is
my
anxiety. 】
4.
不被生活打垮的人，也会被车站里的自动扶梯击败。 【People
who
aren't
defeated
by
life
will
be
defeated
by
the
escalator
at
the
station. 】
5.
生活就像一盒巧克力，融化了就算了。 【Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
just
let
it
melt. 】
6.
有时我感觉我比自动售货机还没用。 【Sometimes
I
feel
like
I'm
more
useless
than
a
vending
machine. 】
7.
我成年人了，却还没有收集到完整的餐具。 【I'm
an
adult
but
I
still
don't
have
a
complete
set
of
cutlery. 】
8.
每天都要维持良好的心情，因为我晚上还有电剃刀要面对。 【I
have
to
maintain
good
vibes
every
day,
because
I
have
to
face
my
electric
shaver
at
night. 】
9.
我的脸和月亮一样，有时明亮有时暗淡。 【My
face
is
like
the
moon,
sometimes
bright
and
sometimes
dim. 】
10.
我的生活是一部喜剧片，但我好像错过了所有搞笑的桥段。 【My
life
is
a
comedy,
but
I
seem
to
miss
all
the
funny
scenes. 】
11.
如果有一天我迷路了，请在我的银行账户里找我。 【If
I
ever
get
lost,
please
look
for
me
in
my
bank
account. 】
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2.
我知道世界不是围绕我转，但可以围绕我尴尬。 【I
know
the
world
doesn't
revolve
around
me,
but
it
can
revolve
around
my
awkwardness. 】
1
3.
我的电话从不响，唯一的通知就是服务到期了。 【My
phone
never
rings,
the
only
notification
I
get
is
a
service
expiration
reminder. 】
1
4.
我不是赢家，但是我是游戏里最会前进的玩家之一。 【I'm
not
a
winner,
but
I'm
one
of
the
best
at
moving
forward
in
the
game
of
life. 】
1
5.
在一个充满问题的世界里，我的答案常常是Netflix和冰淇淋。 【In
a
world
full
of
problems,
my
solutions
are
often
Netflix
and
ice
cream. 】
1
6.
睡觉对我来说如同去追求一个无法领悟的梦境。 【Sleeping
for
me
is
like
chasing
a
dream
that
I
can't
comprehend. 】
1
7.
我感觉我像一个黄色灯，每天会闪烁但是从来不知道自己该输出什么信号。 【I
feel
like
I'm
a
yellow
light,
flashing
every
day
but
never
knowing
what
signal
to
output. 】
1
8.
我的脑海里有无数想象，但现实却只有一张卡车的驾照。 【My
mind
is
full
of
imagination,
but
reality
is
just
a
truck
driving
license. 】
1
9.
我明白我的牙刷并不是像牙医那样重要，但我还是非常珍惜它。 【I
know
my
toothbrush
isn't
as
important
as
a
dentist,
but
I
still
cherish
it
a
lot. 】
20.
在我的世界里，星期五的夜晚就像过了一年那么久。 【In
my
world,
Friday
nights
feel
like
a
year
has
passed. 】
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