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1.
I
tried
to
catch
some
fog
earlier,
but
I
mist.
【Pun】
2.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down.
【Pun】
3.
I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands.
【Pun】
4.
I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
lost
three
days
already.
【Pun】
5.
A
plateau
is
the
highest
form
of
flattery.
【Pun】
6.
How
many
tickles
does
it
take
to
make
an
octopus
laugh?
Ten-tickles.
【Pun】
7.
I
was
going
to
look
for
my
missing
watch,
but
I
could
never
find
the
time.
【Pun】
8.
Why
did
the
chicken
cross
the
playground?
To
get
to
the
other
slide.
【Pun】
9.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【Pun】
10.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【Pun】
11.
I'm
reading
a
horror
story
in
braille.
Something
bad
is
going
to
happen,
I
can
feel
it.
【Pun】
12.
I
don't
trust
people
who
do
acupuncture.
They're
back
stabbers.
【Pun】
13.
I'm
reading
a
book
on
the
history
of
glue.
I
just
can't
seem
to
put
it
down.
【Pun】
14.
Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing.
【Pun】
15.
I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure.
【Pun】
16.
Two
goldfish
are
in
a
tank.
One
turns
to
the
other
and
says,
"Do
you
know
how
to
drive
this
thing?"
【Pun】
17.
Why
don't
oysters
give
to
charity?
Because
they're
shellfish.
【Pun】
18.
I
tried
to
make
a
belt
made
of
watches,
but
it
was
a
waist
of
time.
【Pun】
19.
Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired.
【Pun】
20.
Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field.
【Pun】
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