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1.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【笑】
2.
I'm
not
great
at
the
advice,
can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?
【酷】
3.
Being
in
love
is
like
being
drunk,
you
can't
keep
your
balance
and
you
don't
know
where
you
are.
【嘻】
4.
I'm
not
saying
you're
not
pretty,
I'm
just
saying
I
have
a
better
chance
of
getting
a
date
with
a
bag
of
rocks.
【傻】
5.
Love
is
being
stupid
together.
【甜】
6.
I'm
not
great
at
the
romance,
can
I
interest
you
in
a
trip
to
Taco
Bell?
【酷】
7.
I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
【傻】
8.
Love
is
sharing
your
popcorn.
【幸福】
9.
My
love
language
is
sarcasm.
【酷】
10.
I
may
be
a
terrible
person,
but
at
least
I'm
not
in
love
with
my
cousin.
【黑】
11.
When
you
love
someone,
all
your
saved-up
wishes
start
coming
out.
【甜】
12.
Love
is
the
answer,
but
while
you're
waiting
for
the
answer,
sex
raises
some
pretty
good
questions.
【嘻】
13.
I'm
not
always
a
grumpy
cat,
sometimes
I'm
just
a
sarcastic
llama.
【酷】
14.
I
love
you
with
all
my
boobs,
I
would
say
heart
but
my
boobs
are
bigger.
【傻】
15.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
shit.
【笑】
16.
Behind
every
great
man
is
a
woman
rolling
her
eyes.
【酷】
17.
I
swear
I
couldn't
love
you
more
than
I
do
right
now,
and
yet
I
know
I
will
tomorrow.
【甜】
18.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
on
energy-saving
mode.
【傻】
19.
Love
is
being
able
to
fart
in
front
of
each
other
without
judgement.
【真】
20.
I
love
you
more
than
coffee,
but
please
don't
make
me
prove
it.
【傻】
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